If I could give you one key, all important, tops above all tip for article marketing, here it is.  Now I know you are wondering what it is and you want to know, right now, right this second.  But, if you want to find out you will have to read the article.  I promise if you finish the article you will agree with me what the greatest tip is!

I love stories and want to tell you one about an article marketer and his wife.

A very successful article marketer was married to a vivacious blonde wife.  They lived on a ranch and the marketer’s business was in trouble.  So, in order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they needed to purchase a bull so that they could breed their own stock.

The husband tells his wife, ‘When I find a bull and decide to buy it, I will contact you to drive out after me and we will haul it home.’

The marketer arrives at a bull owners ranch with $600, inspects the bull, and decides he wants to buy it. The owner tells him that he will sell it for $599, not a penny less.

After paying him, he drives to the nearest town to send his wife a telegram to tell her the news.

He walks into the telegraph office, and says, ‘I want to send a telegram to my wife to tell her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.’

The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help him, but ‘it will cost 99 cents a word.’ Hmm, sighs the husband and realized he can only send one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, he nods and says, ‘I want you to send her the word ‘comfortable.’

The operator shakes his head. ‘How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word ‘comfortable?’

The husband explains, ‘My wife’s blonde. The word is big. She’ll read it very slowly… ‘com-for-da-bul’.

If you haven’t figured it out by reading the article, then I will give you one last chance.  The one most important, all encompassing, tops above all tip to article marketing is have fun and be funny.  Life is too short to take it and your business internet money online opportunity too seriously!